Skate Lover Gifts

Penguins - one is skating.

"You're lucky, George, because you have wheels."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Skating along

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Snakeboarding.

Let's do it.'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Cleaning service on skates.

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Skating.

Skateboard English

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Looks like we're facing a cold winter

"Skaters gonna skate."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

At the skateburro park

Skateboarding