Skate Lover Gifts

Penguins - one is skating.

"You're lucky, George, because you have wheels."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skating along

Cleaning service on skates.

Snakeboarding.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Let's do it.'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"Skaters gonna skate."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Looks like we're facing a cold winter

Skating.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

Skateboarding

Roller Girl