Skate Park Lover Gifts

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You're pathetic."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating along

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Snakeboarding.

Let's do it.'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Skating.

Skateboard English

Looks like we're facing a cold winter

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"Skaters gonna skate."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'