Skate Park Aficionado Gifts

At the skateburro park

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"You're pathetic."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Giant Ice Skates

Skateboard Olympics.

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Let's do it.'

Snakeboarding.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating along

Penguins - one is skating.

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink