Skate Park Enthusiast Gifts

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Skating along

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Let's do it.'

Snakeboarding.

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Cleaning service on skates.

Penguins - one is skating.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'