Skatepark Enthusiast Gifts

No caption. Hamsters skateboard, using half of an exercise wheel as a ramp.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Olympics.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Let's do it.'

Snakeboarding.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'