Skateboard Enthusiasts Gifts

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Olympics.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Snakeboarding.

Let's do it.'

Skateboarding

Cleaning service on skates.

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.