Skateboard Lover Gifts

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Do Not Give Skateboards To The Orangutans!

Snakeboarding.

Nobody slithers anymore.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Corporate Image

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Let's do it.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Cleaning service on skates.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Penguins - one is skating.

Skating.