Skate Lovers Gifts

Innovate or die.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Cleaning service on skates.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skating along

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Snakeboarding.

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

Penguins - one is skating.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Santa slipping on the ice.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skating.

Looks like we're facing a cold winter

Ice Skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"Skaters gonna skate."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

At the skateburro park

Skateboarding