Skate Lovers Gifts

Innovate or die.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skate Bored

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skating along

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Snakeboarding.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Penguins - one is skating.

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"Skaters gonna skate."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

Looks like we're facing a cold winter

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Ice Skating.

Santa slipping on the ice.

Skating.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

Skateboarding

Roller Girl

At the skateburro park