Skateboard Fanatic Gifts

Slow - Adults

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!

Tortoise uses skateboard in race with hare.

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Corporate Image

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Snakeboarding.

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Let's do it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

Penguins - one is skating.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Come on, boy!"