Skateboard Fanatic Pillows

Slow - Adults

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!

Tortoise uses skateboard in race with hare.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Innovate or die.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

Skateboard Olympics.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Snakeboarding.

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skating along

Cleaning service on skates.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Penguins - one is skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."