Skateboarding Enthusiast Pillows

'The broken leg may be new but I'm afraid the stupidity was a pre-existing condition.'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

Never too old.

Time sure flies by.

The pool was empty, the traps were set, and now all he had to do was wait. . . the skaters would come.

'Nice try, but I'm still trying you as an adult.'

The Next Big Thing#2

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'Dude, you shouldn't let your mom ride your skateboard.'

Skateboard Olympics.

Tony Hawk's Retirement Centre.

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

Corporate Image

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

No Skate Boards!

Skateboard

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

A woman skateboarding

At the skateburro park

Skateboard rescue

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Come on, boy!"

"My dad's cool! He said he rode a skateboard when he was my age, and he's gonna show me some neat tricks!"

"We've two concerns we need to discuss, Bob... the accuracy of your monthly reports... and the skateboarding in the boardroom!"

"That explains the shape."

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skate Bored

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'