Skateboarding Enthusiasts Pillows

"My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

Corporate Image

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Snakeboarding.

Skating along

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Cleaning service on skates.

Let's do it.'

Skateboarding

Penguins - one is skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"Come on, boy!"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."