Skateboard Enthusiast Pillows

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

Snailboarding.

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Skateboarding

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

A boy skateboarding

Haven't Caught Air in 3 Weeks

A teenager is skateboarding on a treadmill.

Ancient Skateboarder

Junk food.

HiFis.

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

'My car didn't start this morning.'

After defeating the Hare, Tortoise becomes a X - Games champion!

"And will your father know what this is about, sir?"

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'A jump is cooler, Dad.'

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

Skate Bored

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.

Motivating a Tortoise.

Speed dating tonight.

"You're pathetic."

A pirate ship skate park

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.