Skateboard Lover Pillows

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Do Not Give Skateboards To The Orangutans!

Snakeboarding.

Nobody slithers anymore.

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thin Ice

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Olympics.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skating along

Let's do it.'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Cleaning service on skates.

Penguins - one is skating.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"Come on, boy!"