Skateboarding Fanatic Pillows

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Innovate or die.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thin Ice

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"It's the new mobile office."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Skateboard Olympics.

Corporate Image

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Let's do it.'

Skating along

Snakeboarding.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Cleaning service on skates.

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."