Skateboarding Fanatic Mugs

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Innovate or die.

Thin Ice

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Corporate Image

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"It's the new mobile office."

Skateboard Olympics.

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating along

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Snakeboarding.

Let's do it.'

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"Come on, boy!"