Skate Enthusiast Mugs

'That was a pretty straight line but this is Canada. Try it wearing these.'

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

The real inventor of the skateboard.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Skating.

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Skateboard Olympics.

"You're pathetic."

Man Skating With Dog.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skating along

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Snakeboarding.

Cleaning service on skates.

Let's do it.'

Penguins - one is skating.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."