Skater Enthusiast Mugs

"If your not going out to get drunk why are you wearing Jason's skateboard outfit?"

'I don't care how cool it's supposed to be dad, you are not going like that!'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Man Skating With Dog.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Giant Ice Skates

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Let's do it.'

Snakeboarding.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skating along

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.