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'That was a pretty straight line but this is Canada. Try it wearing these.'

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

The real inventor of the skateboard.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Skating.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Man Skating With Dog.

Corporate Image

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Cleaning service on skates.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Skating along

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Let's do it.'

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Snakeboarding.