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"Skaters gonna skate."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

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Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

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Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Snakeboarding.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Penguins - one is skating.

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

"Come on, boy!"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'