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"My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Thin Ice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"You're pathetic."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Skateboard Olympics.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Skating along

Cleaning service on skates.

Snakeboarding.

Let's do it.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Skateboarding

Penguins - one is skating.