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Let's do it.'

Posh boy on a posh stateboard

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

Corporate Image

Giant Ice Skates

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Cleaning service on skates.

Snakeboarding.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."