Skateboarding Aficionados Gifts

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Believe it or not - that's the chairman of our board!"

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Skateboard Olympics.

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Skating along

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Snakeboarding.

Let's do it.'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Cleaning service on skates.

Penguins - one is skating.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"Come on, boy!"