Skateboarding Aficionado Gifts

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

No dogs , no alcohol, no skateboards

No caption. Hamsters skateboard, using half of an exercise wheel as a ramp.

North Bank Drive in Service and Skateboard Park.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

What I would have thought these phrases meant...

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Skateboard Olympics.

Giant Ice Skates

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Snakeboarding.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Cleaning service on skates.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"