Skateboarding Aficionado Gifts

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

No dogs , no alcohol, no skateboards

North Bank Drive in Service and Skateboard Park.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

What I would have thought these phrases meant...

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

Giant Ice Skates

Skateboard Olympics.

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skating along

Snakeboarding.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Running in please pass

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Cleaning service on skates.

Let's do it.'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."