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They grow up so slow.

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

Corporate Image

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Snakeboarding.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Let's do it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Skating along

Penguins - one is skating.

"Come on, boy!"