Skate Park Adventurer T-Shirts

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Rockefeller Center."

Last Chance For Reality

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Lizard Amusement Park

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

tnl of lv

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Four Horsemen.

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Riding the statue.

The interminable!

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

Orange House of Horrors

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.