Skateboarder Adventurer T-Shirts

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Where the wild things were."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skateboard

"Rockefeller Center."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Milkjet Skiing

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Son burying his dad in sand

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Boat Launch'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

real enjoyment

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Crabbing

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Flights suspended snowstorm

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You're pathetic."

Ice cream van - Large cone.

Corporate Image

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'