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"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Fist Bumper Cars

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Children playing games

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

'...Please stop the...'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

Windmill

Automatic swing machine

'Well, it's about time!'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'