Skate Park Explorer Gifts

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Fist Bumper Cars

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Children playing games

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'...Please stop the...'

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

Windmill

Automatic swing machine

'Well, it's about time!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'