Park Explorer Gifts

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Please (don't) feed Birds.

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

'I've got to give the birds credit, I was only parked there 2 minutes,'

'Of course we can't read - we're only eleven.'

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

'He walks dogs that like to chase squirrels!'

La Brea Ball Pits

'How can they expect US to carry that sort of money?'

The Dog

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Hints for the Park.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

Some animals in animal parks start differing from their normal pattern of behaviour.

'She's so thin, when she goes to the park... the ducks throw her bread!'

Opera Holland Park

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Statue Restoration.

Rover swallows his leash again.

A gift from above will suddenly drop in your lap,

THIS IS YOUR PARK, 'See? - this country is being so GENEROUS to immigrants!'

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

'Mother?'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"Check this out! There's a guy wearing a giant bunny suit hiding what looks like chocolate eggs in the park: weird!"

DOG PARK - 'I can't believe they allow squirrels in here!'

Sunbathing in the park