Park Adventurer Gifts

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Jue des Boules

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"My dad is tired, but he said he'll take us to the park after he drinks an energy drink. Or, as I call it, his liquid charger."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Best Grandad in Richmond

Woman about to throw a stick for a dog. Dog holds sign saying, 'Fetch it yourself!'

Caution dry paint!

Shadow

Riding the statue.

'You don't need any more handouts -- the Democrats are back in control of Congress!'

Do not feed the bears - 'Oh, sure -- single me out!'

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A baby in a stroller cracks at whip as his father runs through Central Park.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Hi-yah!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"First snowman?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'