National Park Adventurer Gifts

Scenes from a Vacation

Giant pine cone crushes car.

Death Valley National Park - The clue is in the name!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Surf Casting

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.