National Park Adventurer T-Shirts

Giant pine cone crushes car.

Death Valley National Park - The clue is in the name!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Surf Casting

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Marshmallows

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?