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'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'How can I move in closer? I'm carved in stone just like you guys!'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

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No, I don't think Ken Burns has ever done a documentary on dogs.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Right after we got back from Yellow Stone. That's when he went into hibernation.'

50th Anniversary the Wilderness Act.

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"They looked different in the history books."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"