National Park Explorer Gifts

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Right after we got back from Yellow Stone. That's when he went into hibernation.'

50th Anniversary the Wilderness Act.

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"They looked different in the history books."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.