Usa National Parks Explorer Gifts

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fist Bumper Cars

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

Ms. Rusmore

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cliff Notes

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Mount Rushmore.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I meant the dog!"

'...Please stop the...'

'Mother?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

Scenes from a Vacation

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

National Park Map

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'