Usa National Parks Explorer Gifts

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Fist Bumper Cars

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Ms. Rusmore

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'...Please stop the...'

"I meant the dog!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Mount Rushmore.

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'Mother?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

National Park Map

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.