Exploring National Parks Gifts

Ms. Rusmore

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Mount Rushmore.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

Scenes from a Vacation

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

National Park Map

Giant pine cone crushes car.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

No, I don't think Ken Burns has ever done a documentary on dogs.

Man makes pigeons perform tricks for crisps.

Ducks following a tank.

Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"Gesundheit!"

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'they must have the same plumber we do.'