Exploring National Parks Mugs

Ms. Rusmore

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Mount Rushmore.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

National Park Map

Giant pine cone crushes car.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

Ducks following a tank.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

"Gesundheit!"

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'they must have the same plumber we do.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"