National Park Visitor Mugs

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Ms. Rusmore

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Mount Rushmore.

"I know. I miss him, too."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"He ran out of pee."

National Park Map

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Giant pine cone crushes car.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

'Can I see your license,please?'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!