National Park Visit Mugs

Man about to be attacked by a bear.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Ms. Rusmore

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Mount Rushmore.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

National Park Map

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Giant pine cone crushes car.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.