National Park Goer Mugs

"Look, Ma, this one comes with a menu...and a kid meal!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Ms. Rusmore

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Life's a Bench.

Psychiatry in the Park

Mount Rushmore.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Scenes from a Vacation

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Can I see your license,please?'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Giant pine cone crushes car.

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!