National Park Buff Mugs

Caution: Do Not Feed the ....

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Ms. Rusmore

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Mount Rushmore.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Are we there yet?'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

"Consider yourself chased."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Scenes from a Vacation

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Natural selection.

National Park Map

tiger strangling snakes

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."