Park Visits Mugs

"My doctor told me to take it easy."

'What doesn't kill you, makes you a burden.'

Please (don't) feed Birds.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'He's just fakin' for extra crumbs.'

Pigeon Master

The Dog

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Playing blind man's buff and marbles wasn't so bad."

Dislocated Gumdrops.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"If he wants that stick, why did he throw it all the way over there?"

Man with dog walks past statue of man with dog.

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder.

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

'No Tarquin! No!'

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

'These are American birds, pal. They like fast food scraps.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Remember toothache!!!"

A drive in the park

I intentionally misspelled 'Children'.

'You know, you act really strangely when you see someone playing with a ball...'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I'd like to fly this thing but I don't know where the batteries go!"

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

I've been banned from the dog-park: when a ball is thrown, I get too competitive, and since I'm a sore loser, I get aggressive...

"It's amazing. No matter where we go, Eugene runs into someone he's sniffed before."

"He ran out of pee."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.