Visiting Parks Mugs

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

Never feed the squirrel puppets.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Two statues face each other in a park; the state of a man is labeled "Sit!" while the statue of a dog is labeled "Good Dog".

Wife asking husband where she should tell people he has gone

This Is Your Park But Don't Wear Out Your Welcome.

A man feeds the pigeons at the park and the pigeons end up eating him.

'You don't have to worry about muggers around here!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Dog Park

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"A little help, please."

No littering...

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

"I told him we needed more string."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'