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"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

Never feed the squirrel puppets.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

Two statues face each other in a park; the state of a man is labeled "Sit!" while the statue of a dog is labeled "Good Dog".

Wife asking husband where she should tell people he has gone

This Is Your Park But Don't Wear Out Your Welcome.

A man feeds the pigeons at the park and the pigeons end up eating him.

Man makes pigeons perform tricks for crisps.

'You don't have to worry about muggers around here!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dog Park

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

No littering...

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Dog Park / Cat Park

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"A little help, please."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The High Line at Giza