Visiting Park T-Shirts

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

Little boys

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"It's David."

Is this Seat Taken?

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.