Visiting Park Gifts

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

Little boys

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Is this Seat Taken?

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'