Going To The Park Gifts

Where do the children play

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Feathered frenzy

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'