Going To The Park T-Shirts

Where do the children play

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"I know. I miss him, too."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"He ran out of pee."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Feathered frenzy

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

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