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"My owner always takes a pee right before we leave for a walk. For me, that's the whole point of the trip!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Trophy dog stick

A scalf of sloanes

Man throws dog a ball, he returns with rugby ball.

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

At the market

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'